Dirty Duck

March, 2006

Weevil, we spend so much of our time downloading porn off of the internet, we never visit our friendly neighborhood newstand anymore. Maybe that's because most of the news these days is worse than any thing you can find on a porno site.Well, it looks like nothing has changed since our analog days...same old dog-eared magazines...same old dog-eared Mr. Greenhorn hiding a skin rag inside a copy of The New Yorker.Seriously, Pal, you don't think you can cover up your depraved impulses with a lot of...