Dirty Duck
July, 2006
I got your call, Ms. Mattress back our building manager is on vacation and has asked me to tend to any emergencies. So here I am, the same way I was on my honeymoon: with my plunger in my hand, talking to a sex worker.No need to show me to the bathroom, I already know the way. The previous occupant of this Dump had the same problem. Her Johns used to throw their used condoms down the toilet, too.Not that I'm complaining, mind you. I always relish the opportunity for a sneak peek behind the scene...
