Dirty Duck
August, 2006
You've been in this country a long time, Fifi, and you still can't speak a word of English. That's way I've decided to teach it to you myself. And also because Weevil's Mounting psychoanalyst bills keep me from sending you to Berlitz.Out, Monsieur Duck.Now, the first thing you should know how to do is introduce yourself. It'll come in handy when you're seeking employment from people who don't give a damn whether or not you're a naturalized citizen. Now, repeat after me: "Hello, My Name is F...
