Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 2006

Two guys were chatting in a bar. One said, "Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?""Damn," bemoaned his friend. "Just my luck. I recently joined the Knights of Columbus."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines a virgin as a girl who no's everybody.A student asked his teacher, "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?""No, of course not," she answered."Good," the boy replied. "I didn't do my homework."Two men w...

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