Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 2006

Two terrorists were chatting. One pulled out his wallet and flipped through the photographs. "This is my oldest," he said proudly. "He is a martyr. And this is my second oldest. He too is a martyr.""Ah," the second terrorist said, "they blow up so fast."One day the devil challenged God to a baseball game. Smiling, God proclaimed, "You don't have a chance. I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and all the greatest players up here.""Yes," lau...