The Playboy Advisor

November, 2006

My wife is Roman Catholic and attends church every Sunday, which is fine. But after 13 years of marriage she has stopped giving me oral sex because she says the priest told her it is a sin. I asked her to show me where in the Bible oral sex is forbidden, but she says it doesn't matter, it's what she believes. What is your take?--G.S., Southington, ConnecticutAre you kidding? God loves blow jobs. It's a highly efficient way to get a man ready to create more Catholics. Husbands have it rough enoug...