A Rift Valley Home Companion

January, 2007

LINES COMPOSED ON LOOKING INTO EVA'S CLEAVAGEYou're a man-killing minx, fair Miss Eva Longoria,We could not if we tried (which we don't) to ignore you.It's no strange thing that playboy should eyeball your cans,But could you explain why these ladies are fans?At red-carpet events the gals hover, impressedBy the beauty and bounty that spills from your dress.Even you seem entranced by your chestal physique.Are they really all that? All we ask is a peek.

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