The Tao Of Ari Gold

March, 2007

Why do we love the despicable superagent? It's because Jeremy Piven gets all the good lines"/ can't swear to [never say anything offensive about your race or sexual orientation], but I promise I will always apologize afterwards.""You know what other class I took at Harvard?Business ethics. I don't steal other people's mother-fucking clients. But in your case 1in going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone— your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers.When I'm done...

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