Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 2007
Why is Laura Bush always on top when she and George make love?Because George can only fuck up.A first-time John went to a whorehouse. He entered a private room, put S50 on the table and dropped his pants. At the sight of the man's 18-inch penis, the hooker almost fainted."Hold on. pal." she said. "I'll lick it. I'll suck it, but you're not sticking that in me."The man pulled up his pants, picked up his money and said, "Screw you. 1 can do those things myself."Why do...
