Playboy's Party Jokes
September, 2007
Why are women like pianos?If they're not upright, they're grand.A young man met an older woman at a bar. She wasn't bad for 57. They drank and talked a little, then she asked if he'd ever had a sportsman's double—a mother-and-daughter threesome.He said no.They drank a bit more, then she said tonight was his lucky night.They went back to her place. She turned the hall light on and snouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"If watermelons are lull of water, what are kumquats full of?A secr...
