Our Unabashed College Dictionary

October, 2007

Ben Applebaum and Derrick Pitt-man, the editors of Turd Ferguson o- the Sausage Party: An Uncensored Guide to College Slang, share some of their favorite campus cant. Bonar: The uncanny ability of a guy to know when a hot girl has set foot anywhere on the hall. Cleat Chaser: A girl who is obsessed with getting it on with athletes. Imagibation: Thinking intensely about waxing it with a really hot girl when you're in class. Mass Dumpings: Traditional times throughout the year when students execute...

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