Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 2008

What do you gel when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Change.What's this I hear about your breaking off your engagement?" a mother asked her daugh­ter. "The boy gave you a huge ring!""Well, his diamond was of pretty good qual­ity," the daughter answered, "but his mount­ing left a lot to be desired."Where must you go to find a man who is truly committed? A mental hospital.As a senior citizen was driving clown the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answeri...