Help Less Little Things

February, 2009

She'ssweet.She'svulnerable.She'saconman'swetdream—andhisworst nightmareI fucking hate Portland. So earnest and smug. There was a Portland guy here in Shelton on a meth pop, and even he had it—that too-sweet-to-believe thing. Like a lot of chalkers, the dude's teeth were rotted, so he couldn't say his r's. I used to fuck with him about it.So you 're from Poland!'Po'tland, the dude would say calmly.So you prefer being called Polish or Polack?No. I'm f'om Po'tland.Fuck off, Polack.Then one day on y...