House-O-Matic

February, 2009

WANT TO WIN AN EMMY?TRY THIS HANDY PLOT GENERATOR0:00Opening scene, cue the innocuous:Children's birthday party.Lovers stroll in the park.Woman taking a shower.2:13Suddenly, the character (who looks semi-familiar from playing bit parts in movies):Has an uncontrollable![Hallucinates a I [giant panda. [Bleeds from j his/her eyes.!6:56Dean of medicine Dr. Cuddy approaches House, who tells her that she:Has "great stems." f—^ /Is showing too much 1/ cleavage.Has toothpaste on I her blouse....