Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 2009

What do Congress and a condom have in common?Both make sure nothing happens while you're being fucked.The thrill is gone from my marriage," a man told his friend."Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" the friend suggested."What if my wife finds out?" the first asked.'Just be honest and tell her about it," the sec­ond answered.The man went home and told his wife, "Dear, 1 think an affair will bring us closer together."His wife replied,...