Dear Playboy

May, 2010

at least appear respectful when discuss­ing past conquests.Brittany Abbate Scottsdale, ArizonaWasn't it Abraham Lincoln who said, "It is better to remain silent and be thought a douche bag than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt"?Steve CohenLos Angeles, CaliforniaMayer says he has a "David Duke cock" because he prefers to have sex with white women. My dick is more like Captain Kirk: It doesn't care what skin color a woman has as long as she doesn't have any aliens onboa...