Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 2010

Mow is a wife like a condom?They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.A man arrived home and told his teenage son he wanted to take him out for dinner."But, Dad," the boy protested, "we can't afford to eat out. You just got laid off.""Don't worry," the father replied. "I made some extra money by donating to a sperm bank.""Really?" the son said in surprise. "How much did you make?""Fifty dollars a visit," the f...