Greetings From Texas
September, 2010
A Longhorn state update from friendly Jewish cowboyDISPATCH^owdy, folks! This is Kinky the friendly Jewish cowboy bringing you greetings from Texas, where men are men and emus are nervous. Not much has changed here politically since I last ran for governor in 2006 as an Independent. My slogan at the time was "If you elect me the first Jewish governor of Texas, I'll reduce the speed limit to 54.95."But I was a somewhat younger little booger then. I used to claim I was too young for M...
