Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 2010

As two women ate lunch together, they dis­cussed the merits of cosmetic surgery."I have to be honest with you," one woman said to the other. "I'm getting a boob job.""Oh, that's nothing," her friend replied. "I'm considering having my asshole bleached.""Wow," the woman replied. "I just can't pic­ture your husband as a blond."What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud.A man needs a mistress just to break the monogam...