Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 2011

Why did God create man before he created woman? Because he didn't want any advice.An elderly couple had been dating for sev­eral months when the man finally decided to broach the subject of physical relations."What are your thoughts on sex at our age?" he asked tentatively."I like it infrequently," she replied.The man sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned in closer toward her and said, 'Just to clarify, was that one word or two?"What do you call a man wh...