Come Sail Away

July, 2011

THE BAR I work at, the Bar in Lincoln, Nebraska, is con­sidered the place you make your last stop of the night. So by the time people get here, they aren't always in their right mind and have a tendency to throw their inhibitions to the wind. Let's just say I have seen my fair share of bare ta-tas. GROWING UP in Nebraska, I had a pet cow and two pet sheep. They were birthday presents from my grandpa. IT'S PRETTY obvious how to get on a bartender's good side: Tip early and often. I don't work for...