How To Turn Your Dick Into A Richard
January / February, 2012
Discovers his now married penis has a mind of its own.I've always considered my penis to be a staunch and loyal member of my family. But lately, out of the blue, he seems to have become more out of control than even I used to be. I mean, never in my wildest dreams did I think my penis would regress during this wise, seminal stage of life and turn into a sexist pig who messes with my maturity while also inadvertently almost ruining my marriage. Please understand that, for the longest stretch, m...
