Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 2012

What would you do if I won the lottery?" a woman asked her husband."I'd take my half of the money and leave you," he answered.She replied, "I won 12 bucks. Here's six— now pack up and get out."A man was driving home when he saw a guy jogging in the nude. He leaned out the car window and asked the naked guy, "Why?"The man in the buff answered, "Because you came home early."How is visiting a prostitute like bungee jumping?If the rubber breaks, you're de...