Why Your Sex Tape Sucks
June, 2012
There's a reason beautiful people have sex on camera, says Lisa Lampanelli, while you do it in the dark.ast night I woke up drenched in sweat, shivering in horror at the nightmare I'd just endured. No, not that dream in which I get tea-bagged by Newt Gingrich. I dreamed that my husband, Jimmy Big Balls, and I had attempted to make a sex tape. I know! Read on at your own risk.Jimmy and I are food obsessed, so in my dream we attempted to re-create the refrigerator scene from 9'h Weeks. The resulti...
