Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 2013

A fourth-grader was sitting at dinner with his parents. "Pop," he said, "today one of the kids in my class called me gay.""Well, son," his father said, "tomorrow I want you to walk up to that boy on the play­ground and punch him right in the nose.""Do I have to?" the boy responded. "He's really cute."A creepy guy approached a beautiful woman at a bar with this pickup line: "They should have a sign on my dick that says 'Warning: Cho...