Quit While You're Ahead (Or Behind)

September, 2013

Think quitters never win? There's an art to giving up the right wayTHINK QUITTERS NEVER WIN? THERE'S AN ART TO GIVING UP THE RIGHT WAYWhen people give me advice, I listen for the subtext. "Don't do drugs" is really just a way of saying "Drugs are amazing!" To me, "Always wear a condom" means "Sex feels infinitely better without protection." And "Stay away from bad neighborhoods" is just another way of people letting me know I'm a total pussy ever...