You Are Not Alone

March, 2014

THE NSA IS THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS. YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALREADY KNOWS ALLThere's no need to worry about the NSA collecting your e-mails or Facebook collecting your data, un­less you have something to hide. Or have a penis. Because if you have a penis and haven't done something wrong, you're not thinking hard enough about all the things you've ever done. Now you remember. And so does the internet.The new surveillance state is a disas­ter for men. Yes, all that NSA snooping is probably helping the...