The Great Porn Hunt

May, 2014

SOMETIMES THE JOURNEYIS MORE FUN THAN THEriFSTINATtriNComparatively, watching porn is productive. The hours I truly re­gret are the many I've spent search­ing for porn and not finding what I want. I've lost evenings just scrolling through hundreds of tiny squares on porn search engines, rolling my cursor to analyze a few staccato frames, bookmarking some and clearing my browser without ever choosing one. If online porn had wait­ers, mine would be annoyed at having to check my table so many times...