Good Neighbors

June, 2014

WHY YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS YOU TO PROTECT HER FROM THE JERK NEXT DOORJesus said only two commandments matter: Love God and love your neighbor. Notice he didn't go with "Thou shalt love ice cream and boobs." He purposely chose the two hardest things to love: a su­preme being that lets everyone die and the guy who can't park his car like a normal person.Your relationship with your neighbors determines an inordinate amount of your happiness. When high school kids fret over picking the righ...