But They're My Dumb Things

October, 2014

YES, EVEN THROW PILLOWS MEAN SOMETHING TO HER. GET USED TO IT H ave you ever dated a woman who has a bed covered with a million pillows? Not just the pillows you use for sleeping but decorative pillows that have to be painstak­ingly removed every single night and replaced every single morn­ing, sometimes by you? Of course you have. I must confess, I'm one of those women. And the answer is yes, we do need all those pillows. Walking into my room and having it look like a display at Bed Bath &...