Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 2014

A prostitute approached a man at a bar. "This is your lucky night," she said. "I have a special game for you. I'll do anything you want for $30 as long as you can say it in three words." He pulled out his wallet, carefully laid three $10 bills on the bar and said slowly, "Paint... my...house." A man went to visit a friend at liis office, where he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. "What's up with you?" the man asked. "Oh, it's my w...