Dempseys Delights
January / February, 2015
"Just what kind of a girl do you think I am—a contortionist?!" "Come on now, Cynthia, that isn't fair." "Who the hell did you think was straightening the kids' teeth for free—the tooth fairy?" "Goldang it, deputy, I asked you to round me up a little posse!" "I've just experienced real state-of-the-art dexterity." "/ meant for you to rediscover the sexuality of your body at home, Mr. Schmit—in the privacy of your own home...." "You'...