Big Babies

April, 2015

MEN ARE MADE OF STEEL. THEY'RE STRONG AND BRAVE, EXCEPT FOR ONE THING I once worked for a boss with whom I had a really up-and-down rela­tionship. He'd make us stay at the office sometimes until six o'clock in the morning, and during one of those marathon work nights he even accused me of being a mole for the government. I had a blanket and a makeshift voodoo doll of him in my desk drawer. I remember staring at him many times on those late nights, wishing he would just shut the hell up (and also...