Teardrops And Tramp Stamps

April, 2015

REMEMBER WHEN TATTOOS WERE MANLY? HOW DID WOMEN TAKE OVER OUR INK? A dmittedly, the reason I don't have tattoos is fear. Not just of pain and regret but also of having to admit to strangers that I've never actu­ally heard a Molly Hatchet song and just think their cover art is cool, largely due to playing a lot of Dungeons & Dragons. But as with many decisions in my life—such as becoming a nerdy writer and then getting to work for piayboy— my wimpy choice accidentally turned out to be manly....