The Only Thing We Have To Fear...

May, 2015

WE MEN NEED TO BE COURAGEOUS. WHY? SO WOMEN WILL LIKE US MORE H ere's a vastly incomplete list of all the things I'm afraid of: Heights. Guns. Dogs. Mice. Actually, all animals bigger than bugs. Bugs. Roller coasters. Divorce. Hor­ror movies. Physical confronta­tions. Verbal confrontations. Be­ing alone for more than one day. Drugs. Blood. Car crashes. Lightning. Fire. Teenage boys. The ocean. Guys at clubs in Las Vegas. Women at clubs in Las Vegas. People at clubs in Las Vegas whose gender is n...