What's Past Isn't Past

May, 2015

WHY YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HISTORY MAJOR, AND WHY IT'S YOUR HISTORY SHE'S STUDYING I hate your ex. You know the one. I don't care that she's a "really cool girl" and you think if we met at a party we'd be friends. I hate her, and I want to hate her on an even deeper level, so I have to know everything about her. When I'm bored at work I'll google her and decide she shouldn't wear orange ever, or really anything that clings (and everything clings). That her roots need touching up (all six...

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