Playboy's Party Jokes
June, 2015
The idea of "ladies First" was obviously invented by a guy who wanted to check out women's asses. How can you make a neat freak scream? After you fuck her, wipe your dick on her bedroom curtains. A man walked into a library and whispered to the librarian, "Do you have a book on small penises?" "I don't think it's in yet," she answered. He replied, "Yes, that's the one." lVhen you get married, S&M night turns into her sleeping while you masturbate. A ne...