Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 2015

If anyone tries to claim the 1990s aren't trend­ing, remind them that Jurassic and Terminator movies just came out and a Bush and a Clinton are running for president. Jvlen may wear the pants in a relationship, but women control the zipper. It's weird how it's socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth but eat­ing a potato chip that fell on the floor is gross. Birth control pills should be for men: It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest. If...