Put A Sock In It, Bud
September, 2015
HONESTY ISN'T ALWAYS THE BEST POLICY IN THE EARLY DAYS OF A RELATIONSHIP I've gone on a lot of dates in my life. Day dates, night dates, day-to-night dates. Lunch dates, drinks dates, dinner dates, late-night dates, so-late-you're-really-hard-pressed-to-call-it-a-date dates. Blind dates, legally blind dates and blind-drunk dates. Plain dates, fancy dates, dates with bacon-wrapped dates and dates with just bacon when I couldn't bear to go on another date. Not that there weren't a few good ones in...
