Playboy's Party Jokes

January / February, 2016

Religion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing to have and take pride in, but when you take it out and wave it in our faces it becomes a problem. AAonica Lewinsky released a statement on Hil­lary Clinton's run for president: "I will not vote for Hillary," she said. "The last Clinton presi­dent left a bad taste in my mouth." A man saw his ex-girlfriend at the mall. "I thought of you the other night while I was hav­ing sex," he told her. "You must really m...