Playboy’s Party Jokes

July / August, 2017

PLAYBOY’S PARTY JOKESA man’s number one question when he visits a nude beach for the first time: What should I do if I get an erection? The number two question: Why are there so many dudes here?My trust issues began when I discovered there was no donkey in Donkey Kong.The Heimlich Maneuver means something totally different to anyone who ever slept with Dr. Henry Heimlich.If your lawyer has an AOL e-mail address, you’re going to jail.One way to get a hand job is to become a sculptor.Never trust a...

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