Playboy’s Party Jokes

November / December, 2017

PLAYBOY’S PARTY JOKESCook tofurkey if you want a Thanksgiving dinner without meat. Also cook tofurkey if you want a Thanksgiving dinner without friends.Sorry, Santa Claus cannot deliver adult toys. A roly-poly man wearing red velvet and riding on a sleigh with a sack of kids’ trinkets is the quintessence of holiday joy, but a beardy old guy on a sled with a bag of Fleshlights is an all-points bulletin.What do you call a group of eight men lined up with one slightly taller man in the middle? A me...

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