Playboy’s Party Jokes

May / June, 2018

PLAYBOY’S PARTY JOKESRemember when Heather Locklear was charged with beating up a cop? Apparently news stories in 2018 are based on Mad Libs.Seen recently on a man’s dating-site profile: “Meeting me is like the first time youate sushi or wore a thong. It seems weird initially, but you learn to love it.”Impressive: Rex Tillerson was secretary of state for 39.5 Scaramuccis.You know, I’m tired of having to make multiple stops when I need tires, a diamond bracelet and 20 gallons of mayonnaise,” said...

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