Playboy's Party Jokes
September / October, 2018
Halloween Costume Pro Tip: Put on an old suit you haven’t worn in years and say you’re dressed as Guy Who Didn’t Want to Put Any Effort Into His Costume So He’s Pretending He’s Don Draper.An old widower goes to a brothel.“I want someone who reminds me of my deceased wife,” he says.“Certainly,” the madam replies. “Now, was she blonde or brunette?”“I don’t remember,” says the widower. “Well, was she short or tall?”“I don’t remember.”“Was she petite or voluptuous?”“I don’t remember.”Growing impatie...
