Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1954

The young reporter was interviewing a woman who had just reached her 100th birthday."To what do you attribute your remarkable good health?" he asked."Well," she said, thoughtfully, "I've always eaten moderately, worked hard, I don't smoke or drink, and I keep good hours.""Have you ever been bedridden?" the reporter asked."Well, sure," said the elderly lady, "but don't put that in your paper."This is old, but it has always been one of ou...