Playboy's Valentines
February / March, 1955
a few choice cards for those few choice friendsValentine to a Determined VirginYou wear your virtue like a crown.You're proudly sure, but one fine dayA Joshua will come your way.Then watch those walls cometumbling down.Valentine to a SecretaryYour Gregg leaves much to be desired; yourtyping's rank; your files, ashock: But ah, whattalents you display justshortly after five o'clock!Valentine to a Dead RomanceAll right already. I'm a bum.We have differed, argued, parted.You're a shrew and I'm the s...
