Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1955

Miss Bradshaw, a comely high school teacher, had saved money for several years and was finally aboard a sleek ocean liner for her long anticipated trip to Europe. Aboard ship, she wrote:"Dear Diary: Monday. I felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain asked me to dine at his table. Tuesday. I spent the entire morning on the bridge with the Captain. Wednesday. The Captain made proposals to me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. Thursday. Tonight the captain threatened to sink the s...