Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 1956

Several gentlemen at the Biltmore Bar were discussing their troubles. Hard Luck Harry topped them all when he dejectedly explained that he had a wife, a secretary, and a note from the bank—all overdue.We just heard about the street cleaner who got fired because he couldn't keep his mind in the gutter.The switchboard operator in a swank New York hotel received a call at a little past 2 in the morning from a somewhat inebriated man who wanted to know what time the hotel bar opened."At 9 A.M.,...