Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1956

The sophisticated lady was approached on the dance floor by a gentleman slightly her junior."I'm sorry," she said in a superior tone, "but I couldn't dance with a child.""Oh, I'm sorry," he said. "I didn't know your condition."The ship's captain returned from a two-year voyage to find his wife nursing a month old baby. "Who did this?" he demanded. "Was it my friend Mike Fitzpatrick?""No," his wife said softly."Well then,...