Playboy's Party Jokes
March, 1958
I just examined Sophia Loren," said the bug-eyed doctor at the Hollywood film studio."And how is she?" his fellow physician wanted to know."My only wish is that the whole world should be in such good shape."The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?"A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room, when the piqued bride dem...
